Half Arsed

Our Corporate declaration, a push to be the best
Preeminent achievers, racing past the rest
A doctrine full of winners, so often we’ve rehearsed
The overarching principle – we must be coming first

We strive to reach perfection, establishing our place
Driving with the leaders, the thrill of every chase
Recognised believers, we’re worshipped and adored
Those unrealsitic expectations always ignored

The vision pitch is awesome, strategic goals are clear
Executives excited you can hear that corporate cheer
The plans have all been finished, we’ve heralded the course
Just one annoying issue left, there’s no fucking resource

There must have been some logic the projects have begun
A deity, omniscient, has deemed it can be done
Impossible achievements each milestone will be hit
Unfortunately common sense says half-arsed shit